New Zealand cops are 
efficient, friendly and corruption-free.
Occasionally some 
twit who knows little about statistics and even less about life comes up with 
some outrageous stat like “New Zealand is the second most violent country behind 
South Africa”.  
 What is in the heads of these guys?
In a strict statistical sense it 
may be true – but that’s because in most cases if the police are called to any 
sort of domestic dispute they lay charges against someone. Thus our stats are 
pumped up because all the clowns that hit their wives or husbands are classed as 
“violent crime”. Most other countries don’t even bother to report it
In other words it’s not that our crime rate is higher, it’s just because we 
collect better statistics..
The result of tabloid beat-up stories can, however, cause visitors to worry 
about whether New Zealand is as safe as it seems.
Here’s the truth: Car jacking is unknown. Murders anywhere in the country are 
still headline national news. Street muggings are rare. Sexual assaults are also 
headline news. Nobody carries guns – not even the cops. Armed robberies are not 
an everyday occurrence. 
Now the qualifications – yes, of course, there is the occasional street mugging, 
rape happens, a very limited number of gang members are armed, and armed 
robberies are at a rate of about two or three a week nationally. 
Here’s the actual numbers: Last year in the whole country there were 46 murders, 
1874 robberies, 2204 sexual attacks. “Robberies” includes all forms of robbery – 
muggings, hold-ups etc – about 7 a day. “Sexual attacks” includes all kinds of 
situations in which someone was touched in an inappropriate manner – like a man 
on a bus putting his hand on the knee of the woman alongside him. Rape formed a 
minor part of the figures.
It is all but unknown for, for instance, a couple of sleeping tourists to be 
pulled from their campervan or sleepervan and seriously assaulted or robbed. 
How safe are tourists? Provided you take simple precautions, very safe. 
What are the risks. 
The most common crime against tourists is theft from vehicles. It doesn’t happen 
often, but it does happen. The most common location for this is at well known 
tourist parking spots – for instance, at the head of a walking track. 
Local communities are well aware of the problem and sensitive to its 
implications. In most places they maintain a citizens watch group.
But even the best citizen patrols won’t catch every little street-rodent every 
time so sometimes someone loses out. In most instances it is kids looking for 
money, cigarettes, liquor or big-brand clothing. 
Here’s some simple tips to reduce the risk.
The best thing to leave in a car – other than a starving pit-bull – is nothing. 
If you must park your car on a street take everything of value with you to the 
hostel or motel. 
A 
simple thing: :Leave the glove-box open. The sewer rats that prey on parked cars 
can see that there’s nothing in the glove-box so it isn’t worth busting a 
window. Even if they go away empty-handed after breaking in, you are left with 
the cost and inconvenience of replacing a side window. 
A 
lot of self-drive tourists state that they want a sedan – a car with a boot (OK 
– trunk if you insist) – because they can store stuff in there. Wrong.  Most car 
boots are quickly and easily accessed from inside the car. A quick tap on the 
window to shatter it, reach inside, pull the lever, boot open, stuff gone. Total 
time 15-20seconds. 
Again, even if they open the boot and find it empty, your stuck with a broken 
window problem.
In many ways an empty hatchback or station wagon is still the best protection.
What about personal safety?
The major cities are relatively safe even in the downtown areas. I can think of 
nowhere in Auckland that would be regarded as a no-go zone for tourists. A young 
woman on her own would need to be cautious in dark side street. – but, hey, 
99,999 times out of 100,000 she’d be quite safe. Why take the risk if you don’t 
have to?
A 
couple walking down a side street is unlikely to be accosted. Sure, it happens, 
but it’s not a prevalent offence. Again, simple precautions like avoiding dark 
streets with loitering youths is still street smart.
I’m 1.8m tall, slimmish and grey-haired. I.e. I’m no 400 pound gorilla that 
would be safe even in LAs south west area. But I can not think of any street in 
downtown Auckland. Wellington ort Christchurch that I would feel scared to walk 
down in the middle of the night. The only proviso to that is in the wee small 
hours of the morning – say 2am to 4am – when drunken yobbos are finally thrown 
out of the nearest downtown watering hole.  And you know what a drunk can be 
like – looking for trouble and wanting to take on the world. Just ignore them, 
don’t engage and move on. 
On the rare occasions that a tourist has been robbed in the downtown area of 
Auckland it usually makes the tv news that night. How rare is that?
What about theft in hostels. Yeah, yeah – again it happens but it’s not 
prevalent.
What do you do if you have a problem? Obviously , go to the police. The NZ 
Police have a proud record of corruption-free service. You need have no worry 
that the copper you talk to is on the take. Again, it’s all but an unknown. You 
should expect to get immediate attention and assistance. 
David Morris is a 
freelance New Zealand travel writer.  You can get his free EBook, 
“A New Zealand Travel Guide” at http://new-zealand-travel-guide.com/Download 
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